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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...


That's why I love Michael Schenker!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

I Vant To Suck Your Blood!



Being a vampire in the Halloween game over on Gaia has caused me to succumb to all sorts of strange vampirish fantasies about Michael Schenker.

Mmmmmm... I bet he'd be sweet!

Monday, October 29, 2007

Manic Monday

If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be and why?
I was born a month too early. No fault of my own, it was a planned c-section. Because of this, I was rather sickly for the first few months of my life. Mom never seemed to realize that after that after those first few months I was fine. I was never allowed to do the stuff my friends did, because "You might get hurt, and we almost lost you when you were a baby." I really could have done without the overprotectiveness. It made me feel like an outcast.

Do you think that the world will be a better or a worse place 100 years from now?
It will probably be about the same. Some of our current problems may be solved, but new ones will arise to take their place. Human nature just doesn't chhange...

At the beginning of a relationship, do you trust your new partner unless there is something specific to make you do otherwise, or do you withhold your trust until he/she has earned it?
I used to be a very trusting person, but my life experience has taught me not to trust anyone until he or she earns it. I've been burned many times.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

In My Dreams

If you watch my "Now Playing" box over in the sidebar, you can easily tell when I am off to bed. To increase my chances of having sweet dreams, I have my three Michael Schenker instrumental albums in a sleepytim playlist.

Manny times, this works in the obvios way. I find myself either jamming with Michael or (even better) "making out" with him in my sleep. But the human mind is a strange thing...

Some of the stranger things that I have done with Michael in my dreams

- Gone fishing (WTF?!)
- Went "barhopping" (not a good idea for either of us)
- Done the recovery thing together (a much better idea for both of us)

Oh, well, any dream that includes Michael is pleasant enough to make waking up be an extreme disappointment.

Friday, October 26, 2007

A Simple Question

Where the fuck is it?!



I ordered it last weekend. It shipped via first class mail on Tuesday. Being a postal worker, I know that it should have arrived today
AT THE VERY LATEST!!!!
Why are my Michael Schenker CDs always in that lucky 5% of first class mail that doesn't reach its destination on time?!
That sucks!

Thursday, October 25, 2007

A Beautiful Fall Day



And my horse friends are really enjoying it!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Monday, October 22, 2007

Manic Monday

Would you be able to serve on a jury and sentence the defendant to the death penalty if he/she were found guilty of a crime that the court felt warranted the death penalty?
Never! The death penalty is something that goes against everything that I believe, even if the defendant is obviously guilty as sin.

Have you ever faked being ill to avoid doing something you didn’t want to do?
I've faked being ill, lied about having appointments, and various other things to get out of such things. Usually it is a party that I'm trying to avoid. I hate large social gatherings, but I generally don't want to hurt the host(ess)'s feeelings, so....
Excuses, excuses!

Would you state you were guilty of a crime you didn't commit to free a loved one?
That would depend upon many things, such as the loved one involved, the crime, and the possible punishment.
I'd be more likely to do such a thing for one of my sons or my sister than I would for my brother.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

For Your Amusement

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, as we all know...



But what happened after his great fall?



And I always thought he went on to be scrambled eggs!

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Think About This



And after you've thought, remember to vote Democrat in 2008!

If there is any doubt about who will be getting my support, I'll clear that up right now:

GO HILLARY!

Would that make Bill be the "First Man"?!

Friday, October 19, 2007

Guess What I Ordered

Today was payday, so I decided to treat myself to a new CD, but which one?
After some careful deliberation I decided to import a copy of this from Japan. So what if it is setting me back $35, it has five bonus tracks!

And the winner is...



Save Yourself - McAuley-Schenker Group

Imagine that, me spending a bunch of money on a Michael Schenker CD...
(LOL)

Thursday, October 18, 2007

This Comes As No Surprise

You Are 59% Pure

You're not so innocent... in fact, you're quite unpure.
You have seen and experienced a lot. And you're no worse for the wear!


Actually, my purity is a bit higher than I thought it would be.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Ethelitis!

There once was a woman named Ethel. As she approched the age of retirement, she was oft' heard uttering the words "I'm sick of it!" at the workplace. Because of this, the condition of being sick of things has been dubbed "Ethelitis."

I've got a bad case of Ethelitis right now.
These are some of the things causing it:

~ Cold baths! I want my water heater installed, NOW!
~ Pennysavers. No one reads those useless pieces of crap that take up too much of my time at work.
~ Gas prices. They jumped 10¢ today!
~ Bob! Must I work next to an obnoxious know-it-all who behaves like a child and farts all the time?! He's just gross!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Manic Monday

If you could have a romance with any fictional character, who would it be?
Treize Khushrenada from the animé series Gundam Wing



He's got to be the sexiest animé character ever! And quite dignified, too...
(when he has his clothes on!)

If you could be invisible for one hour, where would you go and what would you do?
I will spend my invisible hour with Michael Schenker, keeping him out of harm's way. He needs someone to protect him, even if only for an hour.

If you could ask God any single question, what would it be?
For an agnostic such as myself, the ability to stand in gront of God and ask would provide the answer to my question without my asking:
"Do you exist?"

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Another Sexy Guitar Man

Damn! There is just something about a man with a guitar...



Yngwie Malmsteen sure is hot, and one hell of a guitarist.
(Michael is still the greatest and sexiest, though!)

Saturday, October 13, 2007

My Goodness Factor

This site is certified 83% GOOD by the Gematriculator

Really, I never thought I was that good!

Friday, October 12, 2007

A Quiz With A Purpose



Should you decide to take the quiz, you will be given an opportunity to help chimps who are imprisoned in reasearch labs, plus be given an opportunity to download rome really cool stuff!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Halloween At My House

OK, You've seen the autumn decorations from my route, now it's time to see MY house!



Quite creepy, ain't it?
Don't give me any credit. Decorating is Michael's department. All that I do is pay for the decorations.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Sing It With Me!

Ain't it amazing?! My karaoke theme song is about booze. Who'd have ever imagined?!

Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Margaritaville"

You are a true party animal, but your style is mild and chill.
Kicking back with a few friends and a few drinks is all you need to be happy.

You certainly don't feel pressured to be a part of any party scene. In fact, you avoid trendier spots.
You've been known to kick loose anywhere and everywhere. All you need is a cooler.

You might also sing: "Gin and Juice," "Love Shack," and "Red Red Wine"

Stay away from people who sing: "Wind Beneath My Wings"

Monday, October 08, 2007

Manic Monday

Which month of the year do you think best describes your personality?
It's not my favorite month of the year by far, but my personality is much like March, sometimes cold and stormy, others very warm, always unpredictable...

If you could have had the starring role in an existing movie, which movie would you pick?
9 to 5
The idea of starring in a movie where I get to torture an idiot boss is just so appealing to me!

Are you attracted to people whose personalities are very similar to your personaltiy or very different?
In my case, opposites definitely DO NOT attract. I need friends who understand me and are able to call me on my shit e.g. people with personalities similar to mine.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

WWJD

You see so many people who call themselves Christians wearing things bearing this acronym which means, "What would Jesus do?"
It gives you food for thought, but I wonder if the people wearing these things ever really think about it...

The way that I see it, Jesus was teaching us all about love and forgiveness. The only people that the Bible mentions him condemning are the self-righteous.

What would Jesus do?

Offer support to AIDS patients, including the gay ones.
Support all anti-war causes
Perhaps he would be a member of a non-radical animal rights group, such as the HSUS.
Lend support to half-way houses and other places that supply shelter and support to addicts, the abused, and the homeless.
He definitely would NOT be a member of the NRA.

Of course, this is only my opinion. I could be wrong.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Call Me Jack

Jack-o-lantern, that is...

You Are

A Franken Pumpkin Face

You would make a good deformed pumpkin.

Friday, October 05, 2007

A View From A Hill

These people who live on my rout have the most incredible view from their backyard.
Check it out...





It's almost enough to make me want to move in with them.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Open Mouth, Insert Foot

OMG! Ican't believe that I did this...

Let me start by saying that Bernie is HOT! Really, really hot. Women see him and begin drowning in vast pools of estrogen. To make things even more interesting, he's a really sweet guy, too...

After a certain fuction that we attend together regularly, Bernie asked me if I was going to join the gang at Denny's afterwards or if I was going to once again be a party pooper.
I told him that I couldn't go (again) because I had volunteered to take John and Ed home...
He began teasing me that I was really going out "parking" with these guys...
And so I open my big mouth. What do I say?

"Oh, Bernie. I would never do that. I'm waiting til I can do it with you!"

Does anyone have a crowbar that I can use to remove this size 10 from my mouth?!

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

A Day In My Boring Life

In smilies...





Monday, October 01, 2007

Manic Monday

If technology was sufficiently advanced, would you be willing to clone yourself?
Absolutely no way!
One of me is already more than the world can handle. Two would be quite scary!

At the local grocery store you see an elderly woman shoplift a chicken. Do you tell the management?
I would not tell. Not because she was elderly, but because I saw. It sounds silly, but if I saw what she did, chances are that someone else (such as store security) did as well. Better to let them make the call.

If you could be 8 years old again for an entire day, knowing what you know now, how would you spend it?
I'd probably spend the day thinking, "Thank God this is only for one day!"
I have no desire to be a child again. Childhood wasn't a pleasant experience for me.
Now maybe if you let me be 18 for a day...