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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...


That's why I love Michael Schenker!

Monday, March 31, 2008

Manic Monday

What is the sexiest part of the body?
I think that depends upon the person. It could be anything, really, hair, eyes, hands, behind...
Of course, with some people, it's the entire package!
(see below)

If you kissed a frog, who would you like it to turn into?
Michael Schenker!!!!



Well, duh!

What do you have stuck up on your refrigerator right now?

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Tiptoe Through The Tulips

Some pictures from the Spring Flower Show at Phipp's Conservatory in Pittsburgh...





Saturday, March 29, 2008

Make A Difference

Every day millions of animals are born into lives of unspeakable suffering. Each day millions more suffer terrible deaths. The only way to stop this cycle of cruelty is to get governments to agree to end it. That is what a Universal Declaration on Animal Welfare is all about and why you should vote to support it. By signing the petition you will be conveying to your government that animals and their welfare matter to you.

Please add your name to the million already collected. Governments are beginning to listen. Soon they will act. Every vote counts.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

My Gaia Style

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Just Another Blogthing

Your Thinking is Concrete and Random

You are naturally inquisitive and curious.
You're excited by new ideas, and you are a true independent thinker.

You are interested in what is possible. You like the process of discovery.
You are often experimenting, challenging old ideas, and inventing new concepts.

Rules, restrictions, and limit don't really work for you.
You have to do things your own way, and you can't be bothered to explain yourself.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Randomness...

feed your mind and your blog

This week's questions...

A set of random questions:

1. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Too many flavors...
I could never choose just one!
If it includes chocolate, mint or carmel, I'm certain to like it.

2. What shampoo do you use?
Usually I use Suave...
It's inexpensive, it gets the job done, and it comes in many delightful scents.

3. How do you like your eggs?
Sunny side up or scrambled for breakfast, or hard cooked and mashed into a salad for lunch.

4. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
Check my e-mail.

5. What is your favorite tv show?
Moonlight. I can't wait until there are new episodes. I LOVE vampires.

6. Which do you prefer, the sunrise or the sunset?
The sunset. I'm not a morning person.

7. When is the last time you went to the mall?
About a month ago.

8. What was the last food that you ate?
A ham sandwich. Gotta dispose of those Easter leftovers!

9. What is your favorite animal?
The human male.
(LOL)

10. Do you collect anything?
Besides dust?!
I suppose that you could say that I collect guitars. I currently own four, six if you count the two that mysteriously disappeared. I wish that I could afford a few more.

'til next time....

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Random Ten

A meme brought to you by The Music Memoirs.

10 songs that sum up your weekend...or were on your weekend playlist...and one picture that relates back.
(Oh, and if you feel like it, tell us why you picked the songs you did)

I have declared this weekend to be "guilty pleasures" weekend.
What is my guilty pleasure?
Country music!
*GASP*

1. It Was Almost Like A Song - Ronnie Milsap
2. Nothin' But The Taillights - Clint Black
3. Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy) - Big & Rich
4. Kick A Little - Little Texas
5. Don't Let's Talk About Lisa - Lonestar
6. My Maria - Brooks & Dunn
7. Goodbye Says It All - Blackhawk
8. Stranger In My House - Ronnie Milsap
9. Killin' Time - Clint Black
10. Lost And Found - Brooks & Dunn


You never thought that you'd find songs like that on this metalhead's playlist, did you?!

And now for the picture...

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Somebunny Is Coming To Town


Don't you just hate it when I start feeling punny?!
The Easter Bunny may be coming, if he doesn't get caught in a snowstorm. Maybe Santa will lend him a sleigh!

Friday, March 21, 2008

SOS!

Save our seals!



Certainly you don't want to see this sweet creature be horribly beaten to death!
You can stop it from happening.
Contact Canada's Minister of International Trade and urging him to put a stop to the Canadian seal hunt.
Your message is critical to ending the hunt once and for all.
Just click here!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Easter Blogthing

I was gifted with three delightful homemade chocolate bunnies, so...

Your Chocolate Easter Bunny Personality

You know what you want in life and how to get it.
You're not going to waste time or let yourself be meek

Whether it's chocolate, money, or power...
You take what you can get, and you act quickly.

You have a lot of energy, and people sometimes scared by your determination.
Not that you care what other people think. You're not going to apologize for who you are.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

One More Day

Tomorrow is the last day of winter!

Now, will somebody please inform the weather?
I am so ready for spring!

Monday, March 17, 2008

Manic Monday

If you could have any music group or musician play at a party, who would you hire?
Do you really have to ask?



Michael Schenker!!!

Name three things to be happy about today.
1) "The estranged one" actually gave me a large sum of money to help with the support of our child.
2) The cat can't eat this mouse!
3) Only three days until SPRING!

How do you release frustration?
Long strings of profanity are quite helpful, also throwing things. Don't make me hit you...
(Yeah, I could use a bit of anger management)

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Random Ten

A meme brought to you by The Music Memoirs.

10 songs that sum up your weekend...or were on your weekend playlist...and one picture that relates back.
(Oh, and if you feel like it, tell us why you picked the songs you did)

Thanks to the cheating tactics of my employer, this may be one of the last lazy weekends that I have for a long time, so I wanted to get in plenty of metal!

1. Don't Believe Her - Scorpions
2. Unskinny Bop - Poison
3. Denim & Leather - Saxon
4. Into The Fire - Dokken
5. When The Smoke Is Going Down - Scorpions
6. TY 4....#2 - Michael Schenker
7. For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) - AC/DC
8. Hell Is On The Way - Kelly Keeling
9. Diamonds - The Cult
10. Can I Play With Madness _ Iron Maiden


It got even better after this sample was taken!

And now for the picture...



Dinner today was a whale of a fish sandwich, provided by the Eat 'n Park fisherman!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Don't Let The Innocent Face Fool You



The little demon attacked and chewed yet another computer mouse today. Her passion for chewing off the "tails" of my mice is getting to be rather expensive!
Why, oh, why does she take the whole cats eat mice thing so seriously?
I bought a cordless mouse this time.
Hopefully this will solve my problem!

Friday, March 14, 2008

It Figures!

Tonight is the night that I should reach 50,000 tracks scrobbled on Last.FM.
I've got my new badge uploaded and ready to go...

The problem is that their servers currently appear to be deader than the proverbial can of SPAM!

True, all of the tracks that I play will be scrobbled when they go back online, but what if my milestone track is something that would make me cringe, and will I have to count back hundreds of tracks to find it?
ARGH!!!
They had better get back online soon!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Gum Quiz

You Are Cinnamon Flavored Gum

You are daring, active, and a little outrageous.
You crave adventure and novelty. You like to mix things up.

Your personality is extra spicy and larger than life.
You love to have fun, and you are passionate about everything you do.

You're definitely a fiery person, and you don't back down from a fight.
Most people love your fire - but you can be a bit too intense at times!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

For Sale

Monday, March 10, 2008

Manic Monday

What's your favorite thing to spend money on?
Music!
A new guitar, a CD, an iPod, concert tickets...
Buying things musical brings me JOY!

If you could retire tomorrow what would you do?
Ummmm... Move to an island where there is no mail!

Should anything be censored and if so, what and why?
I strongly object to all forms of censorship. When you censor something, you are attempting to turn it into something that it is not. This is a form of deception, and in my experience, deception never leads to anything good.

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Random Ten

A meme provided by The Music Memoirs.

10 songs that sum up your weekend...or were on your weekend playlist...and one picture that relates back.
(oh, and if you feel like it, tell us why you picked the songs you did)

After sitting through a gawdawful high school production of one of my favorite Disney musicals, Win Amp's shuffle was a welcome relief!

1. Body Talk - Ratt
2. Peace With The World - Kelly Keeling
3. Heartless Heart - Dokken
4. Crazy World (Live) - Scorpions
5. Nothin' But A Good Time - Poison
6. Rock On - Def Leppard
7. Move To The City - Guns N' Roses
8. Forever - Don Dokken
9. Alone Again - Dokken
10. Give It All - Ratt


Win Amp's partiality to certain artists this week leaves me completely baffled.

And now for the picture...



Yes, that mangled musical was Beauty & The Beast.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Meat Is Murder!

This is the battle cry of vegans and vegetarians the world over.
I suppose that they are right.
If I had to do the killing myself, I'd be the first to jump on the meatless bandwagon.
But I don't...
And quite frankly, I enjoy the taste of meat.
Besides, what would happen to all of the livestock if everybody quit eating meat?
There would still be some use for dairy cattle and chickens for those who did not give up all animal products, but what of the bulls? The roosters? The pigs? The turkeys? Certainly they would become rather useless in the marketing scheme, save for very few of them. Would we turn them loose in the wild? Could they survive? Would we keep them as pets?
It's definitely some food for thought...
I, myself, will continue to eat meat and support humane farming. Livestock deserve to be treated with respect to the fact that they are living creatures. When the time for slaughter comes, it should be done quickly and as painlessly as possible.
I just don't see our pet cow, Bessie, as something that's gonna happen.

Friday, March 07, 2008

My Job Is Getting To Me

How do I know?

~ I find myself delivering mail in my dreams more often than I find myself making love to Michael Schenker, and that just ain't right!
~ I can recognise people by their addresses more often than by their names!
~ I use postal jargon so frequently that all of my friends and family can define acronyms such as UBBM, DPS, CFS, and PARS!
~ I feel as though my LLV (postal vehicle) is a part of my body!

HELP!!!

Thursday, March 06, 2008

It's Blogthing Time!

I haven't posted one of these for a while...

What A Lily Says About You

You are playful, flirty, and friendly.
You can easily light up a room... or someone's heart.
Your unique personality attracts a lot of attention!

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Cat Nap



Literally!

Monday, March 03, 2008

Manic Monday

You find that your best friend has stolen money to pay for medical treatment for a seriously ill relative. What would you do?
I'd do what any good best friend would do...
I'd cover for him in any way that I could, and if he were caught, I'd do everything my power to defend him.

What three things you regret not learning to do?
1) Never learing to speak a language other than English
2) Never learning how to swim
3) Never learning to skate

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Random Ten

A meme provided by The Music Memoirs.

10 songs that sum up your weekend...or were on your weekend playlist...and one picture that relates back.
(oh, and if you feel like it, tell us why you picked the songs you did)

A sample of the musical weirdness on my playlist this weekend...

1. McAuley-Schenker Group – Here Today-Gone Tomorrow
2. Warrant – Heaven
3.Ratt – Givin' Yourself Away
4. Ratt – Scene of the Crime
5. Cinderella – Shelter Me
6. The Black Crowes – Jealous Again
8. Kelly Keeling – Believe
9. "Weird Al" Yankovic – Don't Download This Song
10. Clint Black – Nothin' But the Taillights


Now, I bet you're asking yourself how the hell Clint Black found himself on my playlist. But I did tell you that it was musical weirdness...

And now for the picture...



The kind of mouse that Tiayci is supposed to go after instead of my computer mouse!

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Only The Hairdresser Knows For Sure

Your Hair Should Be Blue

Wild, brilliant, and out of control.
You're a risk taker with an eye to the future.


Also known as "What color would my hair be if I were an animé character?"