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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...


That's why I love Michael Schenker!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

The Tiny Tree



It's decorated and in my bedroom!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Gone, But Not Forgotten

Has it really been seven years since George Harrison joined his sweet lord?



He may be gone, but his music, his faith, his humor, all assure that he will live on forever in our hearts.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Top 5 On Friday

Another musical meme from The Music Memoirs.

Happy Black Friday! It's time to kick start the Christmas shopping season...


Top 5 musical things on your Christmas Wish List.

1. Michael Schenker



Unrealistic, I know.
But I can dream, can't I?

2. A Dean Michael Schenker Flying V


3. Built To Destroy - Michael Schenker Group



(cover image is a convenient buying link)

4. The installation of the new car stereo that I got for Christmas two years ago!

5. Magic - Axel Rudi Pell



(cover image is a convenient buying link)

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Message For Today

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Audrey Wins!

(again)



After tying for the lead last year, Audrey once again is the lone holder of the title for giving me the first Christmas gift of the year,
I wonder what's inside...

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

A Religious Experience

According to SelectSmart.com's Spiritual Belief System quiz, my #1 belief match is
UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST.
What do you believe?
Visit SelectSmart.com/RELIGION

Tuesday Tunes

A musical meme from The Music Memoirs.

This week's meme is about thankfulness.

What musical things are you the most thankful for?
My guitars, of course!
Oh, and my iPod for it's ability to keep my sanity (somewhat) intact when I'm at work.

If you could say thanks to one artist/band who would it be and why?


Michael Schenker
Thank you for being exactly who you are and not letting anyone make you change except for yourself. In short, thanks for being someone that I can relate to very well.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Manic Monday

Do you ever talk to yourself out loud? What do you talk about?Of course I do, and anyone who says that she doesn't is most likely a liar.Generally it's done so that I remember things. It seems to make it easier to remember things if I say them out loud.

What stresses you out?
My job! Especially at this time of year.
Mail carrier + Christmas = Bad!

What are your secret talents?
Any talents that I have, I do not keep a secret! That would be wasteful.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Top 5 On Friday

Another musical meme from The Music Memoirs.

Top 5 reasons you splurge on a purchase of music.

1. It's Michael Schenker!
2. It's Scorpions.
3. It's Axel Rudi Pell.
4. It's payday!
5. I finally found a copy of that album I've been searching for!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Dragons!

Please click my eggs!
Lord Schenker could use some company...
sheschenker's Dragons

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Tuesday Tunes

A musical meme from The Music Memoirs.

If money were no object, what band would you see in concert?
Well, duh!



Michael Schenker, of course!
Considering that I'd have to leave the country to see him (thanks to his ex/bitch), that could be extremely pricey!

Where were the closest seats you've ever had for a show (that was non-general admission)?
About four rows from the stage if I remember correctly...

What type of venue do you prefer to see a show?
Small club venues are the best. They give you a better opportunity to meet band members.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Manic Monday

Do you believe people are basically good?
Nope, I believe that people are basically selfish and selfrighteous. Just look at all of those so called Christian pro-lifers. They're so concerned about the unborn, but they really don't much give a care about the already born. So many of them support capital punishment and war. That doesn't seem very respectful of life to me. All they are is a bunch of hypocrites who think that they are better than the rest of us. I suppose that saying this makes me no better than them, but at least I never claimed to be.

If you could change the custom of shaking hands, what would you replace it with?
Let's just do away with it all together. It's stupid. It started as a way to show that you were unarmed. Really, should we frisk each other upon meeting? A simple "hello, nice to meet you," suits me just fine.

What is something that you enjoy that is a chore for most other people?
What?! Me enjoy something that is considered a chore?! No way! I'm a lazy ass.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

It's Almost Monday

What does that mean?
Nothing good, that's for sure...

Another six days of working for those fucking assholes who don't appreciate a job well done. All that they care about is getting the job done fast, even though I'm not paid an hourly rate.

Another six days of working for the jerk who couldn't even say "i'm sorry to hear of your loss," when my grandma passed away. Good employee that I am, I only took two days off work when I was legally entitled to three. The thanks I get for having consideration for their lack of substitute carriers...
You guessed it! Zip, zilch, zero.

Another six days of working for two fucking morons who think that they know how to do the job that I've done damned near every day for the last 10+ years better than I do, even though they've never done it a single time in their lives. Being a city carrier doesn't counteven if they'd like to think so. After all, city carriers get paid an hourly wage and don't get bitched at for their extra hours.
Six more fucking days of looking at a certain fat, ugly, sexist pig who thinks that I can't do anything right anymore.
Six more days of working for a jerk who can't seem to become a postmaster, so he takes it out on his employees.

Now don't you all want to run and get a job as a rural carrier in my office?!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Because I'm Short...

What Your Height Says About You

You are a gifted communicator, and you understand other people well.
You are compassionate and empathetic. You feel other's pain a little too easily.

Because of your open heart and open mind, many people admire and adore you.
You are classy and well mannered. You have the art of charm mastered.

You are about as tall as the average Mexican woman.

Friday, November 07, 2008

Top 5 On Friday

A musical meme from The Music Memoirs.

Top 5 "Country" or "Alt-Country" songs

1. My Maria - Brooks & Dunn
2. Nothin' But The Taillights - Clint Black
3. Goodbye Says It All - Blackhawk
4. It Was Almost Like A Song - Ronnie Milsap
5. Don't Let's Talk About Lisa - Lonestar

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Obama Wins!

I can once more be proud to be an American!
At long last the people of this country have seen past a thing so irrelevant as the color of his skin (there is but one race, the human race) to elect a man who will head our nation in the right direction.



Yes we can, yes we DID!

Monday, November 03, 2008

Gettin' Ready

My Gaia avatar is all dressed up to show her support for Barack Obama!

Now, lets all get out and vote and make history tomorrow!

Sunday, November 02, 2008

What Every American Voter Should Know

Here are just a couple of important things to keep in mind:

1. You have the right to vote even if you have unpaid bills, parking tickets, overdue taxes, or a home at risk of foreclosure.
2. Despite rumors to the contrary, you can wear Obama shirts and pins to the polls, but be prepared to cover them up, if asked.
3. College students can vote in Pennsylvania without losing residency in another state.
4. Polls are open from 7:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. Don't leave without voting. If you're in line before the polls close at 8:00 p.m., you have the right to vote.

Know your rights, find your polling location at VoteForChange.com, and go vote. If you have any questions, call 1-877-5-PA-OBAMA (1-877-572-6226).