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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...

That's why I love Michael Schenker!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Open Mouth, Insert Foot

OMG! Ican't believe that I did this...

Let me start by saying that Bernie is HOT! Really, really hot. Women see him and begin drowning in vast pools of estrogen. To make things even more interesting, he's a really sweet guy, too...

After a certain fuction that we attend together regularly, Bernie asked me if I was going to join the gang at Denny's afterwards or if I was going to once again be a party pooper.
I told him that I couldn't go (again) because I had volunteered to take John and Ed home...
He began teasing me that I was really going out "parking" with these guys...
And so I open my big mouth. What do I say?

"Oh, Bernie. I would never do that. I'm waiting til I can do it with you!"

Does anyone have a crowbar that I can use to remove this size 10 from my mouth?!

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