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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...

That's why I love Michael Schenker!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Ethelitis!

There once was a woman named Ethel. As she approched the age of retirement, she was oft' heard uttering the words "I'm sick of it!" at the workplace. Because of this, the condition of being sick of things has been dubbed "Ethelitis."

I've got a bad case of Ethelitis right now.
These are some of the things causing it:

~ Cold baths! I want my water heater installed, NOW!
~ Pennysavers. No one reads those useless pieces of crap that take up too much of my time at work.
~ Gas prices. They jumped 10¢ today!
~ Bob! Must I work next to an obnoxious know-it-all who behaves like a child and farts all the time?! He's just gross!

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