Manic Monday

I don't usually do memes here, but Lisa's meme needed a new home this week...

Never Say Never

Have you ever made snowballs and preserved them in the freezer?
I can't recall ever having done this, but I know that a couple of the guys that I work with do this.
*$#@ Joe saved one in the freezer and threw it at me in July!

Have you ever had a cooking disaster?
Of course I have, why do you think that I don't cook anymore?!

Have you ever sent or received a piece of fan mail?
Sent? I refuse to answer that on the grounds that I might incriminate myself...
Received? My outspoken ways are more likely to bring me hate mail than fan mail!