What A Girl Wants

I do not dream of the "perfect man." Perfect would be scary, I think. I am intrigued by a man with plenty of less-than-perfect qualities...

An even tempered fellow just wouldn't be right for me. I need to pitch a fit on occasion, even with the ones I love. There is no joy in pitching a fit on someone who does not fight back. A knock-down, drag out, let's throw shit at each other fight is very good for the soul every once in a while...

I need a guy with an addictive personality, for no other sort could understand the strange quirks of my personality or why they are there. Nobody who hasn't been there can handle my freaky shit and quite frankly, I can't handle normal.

I want a guy who has an appetite, and I ain't talking about food. None of this once a week shit! My injury is one that makes this a forbidden activity for the present time, but when I'm healed... Look out! I wanna make up for lost time!

Of course, I want a guy with a guitar. There has got to be some common intellectual ground and nothing is as important to me as the music, so...

Does anyone know a guy who could be my dream mate...

AW, FUCK, I know that I'm describing Michael Schenker!