How To Get A Sulk Off...

Michael, darling, it's time to act your age and quit sulking around like a teenager.
How many times must we tell you that we love you?
Well, at least I know that I love you...

You've been done wrong, and let's face it, there is nothing in this world sweeter than revenge...

SO GET SOME!!!!

Here are some suggestions from the "evilest" corners of my heart...

Psyco-bitch says that you owe her money. Well pay her. You should deliver it to her personally, in all freaking pennies! That should keep her occupied for a while....

Then there is the ultimate revenge, but it's a bit more difficult and might require some sacrifice on your part. You could sue her for custody of the little schenkerlings. If you win, she gets to pay YOU child support!
* laughs evilly *
I told you that this option wasn't easy!

Now about those constantly changing vocalists...

Option #1: You could just try singing yourself. You couldn't possibly leave yourself high and dry! Don't give me any of that "I can't sing" crap! Eric Clapton didn't think that he could sing either...

Option #2: I know of a certain singer/songwriter/guitarist who would be willing to work with you dirt cheap. Hell, she'd do it for free if you let her share your bed.
Um... Yeah, I'm talking about ME!!!