How Much Do You Love Your Guitars?

My own little take on the quiz thing...

Do you love yours as much as I love mine?
My responses are underlined and explained.

1. Have you ever slept with one of your guitars? (Be honest)
a) No, that's just sick!
b) Yes, because it treats me better than anybody else does!
I confess that the first night that I had my Fender DG 16, I took it to bed with me...

2. Do your guitars have names?
a) Only the names that were given to them by the manufacturer.
b) Of course they do! You wouldn't leave your children nameless, would you?
My guitars are Blackie, Matthias, Klaus, and Rudolf. When I have $300 to spare, Michael will join their ranks...

3. Have you ever paid too much for a guitar because you just had to have it?
a) No, I am a conscientious consumer.
b) Yes, you can't put a price tag on love.
I gave my greedy little nephew $200 for an old Washburn electric guitar that his dad discovered in the attic of their rental property.

4. There is dust on your favorite guitar. What do you do?
a)Nothing, a little bit of dust never hurt anything.
b) Quick! Someone get the Lemon Pledge!
Guitars should always look as good as they sound!

5. Your house is burning down. Your family (including your pets) has escaped safely. You have time to go back and retrieve one material object. What is it?
a) An old family photo album
b) Your favorite guitar
I'll always have my memories. I don't need those photos!

How did you do?

If your responses were mostly b's, like mine, you truly love your guitars.

If your answers were mostly a's, you should be ashamed of yourself. You don't REALLY love your guitars.

Now go someplace and give them a big hug!



* LOL *
Excuse to post cute Michael Schenker photo!