Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen things that I'd like to do with Michael Schenker
Yeah, I'm being obsessive. So, sue me!

1. Make sweet love to him!
You knew that would be first on my list, didn't you?

2. Remove those "stringy monsters" (long unclipped strings) from his guitars.
I'll bite 'em off if I have to!

3. One woman, one man acoustical jam!
I'd feel inadequate, but maybe he'd be willing to teach me a thing or two.

4. Write some lyrics for those interestingly titled songs on Adventures of the Imagination.
I think that we should start with Aardvark in a VW Smoking a Cigar.

5. Show him why mirrors on the ceiling are more fun...
Much more fun than just watching someone else, trust me!!!

6. Drag his ass to a few AA and/or NA meetings.
Judging by the sulk (tantrum) he's got going on, he needs them.

7. Find out the names of all of those gorgeous flying Vs of his.
'Cos with the way he loves 'em, I know that they've gotta have names!

8. Another Endless Jam.
There are SO many other songs that I'd love to hear him cover! I could be his "back-up bimbo"!

9. Just let him ramble on and on about anything for hours.
Some girls are turned on by French accents. For me it's German...

10. Run my fingers through that beautiful naturally blonde hair.
Such a rarity!

11. Beg him to please, pretty please, let me try out some of those beautiful Flying Vs.
I promise not to hurt them!

12. Go out for a fun-filled drug and alcohol-free night on the town.
It CAN be done!

13. Hold him close and tell him that I love him.
Because I think that Michael really needs a lot of love right now.

Ha! I bet you guys thought that these would all be X rated!
Fooled ya!