Thursday Thirteen

The good old U S of A broke free of England because of taxes, and look at us now!

Thirteen taxes that we pay and what they REALLY are

1. Income tax - The you made some money tax
2. Inheritance tax - The you can't take it with you tax
3. Sales tax - The you spent some money tax
4. Excise tax on cigarettes/booze - The you're doing something naughty tax
5. Gasoline tax - The you gotta get there from here tax
6. Per Capita tax - The You're breathing our air tax
7. Occupational priveledge tax - The you're lucky to have that job tax
8. Sales tax on prepared foods - The you're too fucking lazy to cook tax
9. Property tax - The isn't that a nice roof over your head tax
10. Sales tax on cigarettes - We're taxing your taxes tax
11. Amusement tax - The you want to have some fun tax
12. Local income tax - The home sweet home tax
13. Excise tax on tires - 'Cos it takes more than just gas to get you there tax