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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...


That's why I love Michael Schenker!

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Thursday Thirteen


Let's make the world a better place!

Thirteen things that would be illegal if I were Queen Of The World

1. Racism. It's just disgusting!

2. Homophobia. Much the same as with racism, it is just foolish.

3. Animal cruelty. Offenders would be punished by being sbjected to the same cruelties that they inflicted on their helpless victims.

4. Stupidity. Offenders will be allowed to experience the full effects of their stupidity. No excuses accepted!

5. Hatred practiced in the name of God. I'm certain that Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, and any others you can think of would approve.

6. Intolerance. We are all unique. Let's embace that fact by tolerating each other's differences. You don't have to embrace every difference, just tolerate it.

7. Stereotypes. These shall be outlawed because they are so easy to fall into and cause people to give up much of their own special uniqueness.

8. Religious fanatacism. Faith is a personal thing, a good thing, but fanatacism definitely is NOT because it usually leads to intolerance.

9. Excuses. Not to be confused with reasons. There is a difference...

10. War. Any truly civilized people should realise that killing one another is no good way to resolve political differences.

11. Greed. If it were eliminated, poverty, hunger, and homelessness would shortly disappear as well

12. SPAM! Not the luncheon meat, those nasty "we can enlarge your penis" emails....

13. Lies. They're useless after all is said and done. The truth always comes out in the end.

1 Comments:

Blogger TopChamp said...

I'd go with most of these... but I myself have moments of stupidity... and therefore you'd be outlawing me, which I can't like!

Happy tt.

7:50 AM  

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