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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...

That's why I love Michael Schenker!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Workplace Games

One of the things that we are quite fond of doing to ease the boredom on the workplace floor is to either burst into song in response to something that is said or reply to questions using song lyrics. Alas, no one understands me when I do it!

Examples:

Bob: I've got a story to tell you...
Me: Tell a story that your heart can't keep...

Bonnie: With all of the mess inside my purse, people should start calling me "Disarray!"
Me (bursting into song): See through the disarray. Keep your dreams inside...

Perhaps if they all listened to this album they'd understand...

Tee hee! Listening to it would probably kill those country music and pop trash fans that I work with!

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