Name That Tune!

We all know that the tracks on Thank You 4.... do not have titles, they have freaking numbers! Something needs to be done about this.

Consider someone saying this casually to a friend:
"I was listening to #2 the other day..."

I think that this proves my point that these songs need titles!

Perhaps a contest should be held to get some. Those submitting winning titles could be awarded signed copies of the CD which bears the newly titled songs...

I would not be entering any of MY titles. The Queen of Snark is familiar with 12 step programs and, well that kinda gives me a bit of understanding of what all of those Thank You CDs are really about. It's just too difficult for me to contain my snark, and that just might make Michael cry. I'd hate myself if I did such a horrible thing as that!

OK, I hope that he never sees this post...

Some of my suggestions for titles...

They Took My Drugs Away And Now I'm Bored
The I Just Got Out Of Rehab Blues
It's Hard To Be Humble When You're This Damned Good
Gratitude Comes In Minor Keys
You're Takin' My Inventory And Comin' Up Short

You get the snarky picture...

Please don't be telling Michael about this...