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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...

That's why I love Michael Schenker!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

A Fractured Faerie Tale

(The Devil made me do this!)

Once upon a time, a woman in a far away land
(Germany, to be exact)
gave birth to a baby boy.
"He's so beautiful!" she exclaimed.

(and he still is)
"I must name him something equally beautiful."

She thought for a while and finally decided...
"I shall call him Axel!"

WTF?!
With a name like that you gotta be good!

Note: If a certain someone is reading this, I hope that he realizes that I've gone beyond embarassed. I'm just messin' with him now. Just a bit of good natured teasing. Surely he knows he sort of deserves it. But if he feels a need for contrition from me, he could always sell me a plot of ocean front property in Switzerland!

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