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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...


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Friday, February 22, 2008

A Little Humor To Brighten A Gloomy Day

A couple was going out for the evening. They had spent considerable time getting ready, dressing up, putting the cat out, etc.

When the taxi arrived to take them to their destination, the couple opened the door of their house to leave. The cat, waiting nearby, seized the opportunity and quickly shot back inside.

The couple didn't want their cat to be shut inside the house, so the wife went out to the taxi while the husband went back inside to get the cat. Not wanting the taxi driver to know that the house was going to be empty, she told the taxi driver her husband was just going inside to say goodbye to her mother.

A few minutes later, the husband stepped into the taxi cab.

"Sorry it took so long," he said. "The stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

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