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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...

That's why I love Michael Schenker!

Sunday, September 09, 2007

I Propose A Trade!

I think that Michael Schenker and I should trade brothers for a while.
Seriously, it shouldn't be too difficult for either one of us. They're both named Rudy and are around the same age, and quite frankly they're both OBNOXIOUS!

Don't get me wrong, I love my brother, but five minutes spent with him and I'm ready for the funny farm. He drives me fucking crazy!

I figure that if Michael and I trade for a while, well we'll each get to experience a slightly different brand of obnoxious, and since it is merely a substitute brother, there would be no guilt involved for either of us if we decided that said substitute brothers needed a good ass-whooping!

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