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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...


That's why I love Michael Schenker!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Thursday Thirteen


Wanna piss me off?
Read on...

Thirteen things that really annoy me

1. People who badmouth Michael Schenker. DIE SCUM!!!!

2. Clingy people

3. Touchy feely people who feel that they have the right to touch me just because I deliver their mail.

4. People who misspell every other word (in addition to typos) and never use capitalization or punctuation.

5. Religious fundamentalists and fanatics (of any religion).

6. People who are cruel to animals

7. Women's sports. I'm all for equal rights, but if you can't play with the big boys, DON'T PLAY AT ALL!

8. Girl guitars, pink and downsized. EWWWWW!

9. Romance novels, movies, etc. Fuck romance. I want sex!

10. Racists

11. Republicans

12. The RIAA

13. "The Shrub" A.K.A. George W. Bush. Probably because he fits into several of the previously mentioned categories.

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