Beware Of The Dreaded Skankalope!
All men over the age of 40 need to beware of this fearsome beast.It appears to be attractive at first, possibly because the skankalope is a youthful creature, but eventually this horrid beast will show its true colors and steal everything she can from her unwitting male victim...
The skankalope cares about no one but herself. She will breed merely to extract money from her victim. Money is one of her favorite things. If a victim's supply runs short before she is done with him, she will go after whatever he has left. Often, this is only his pride. The skankalope thoroughly enjoys destroying it...
Some examples of skankalopes: Bella Piper; My ex sister-in-law, Lynn; my current sister-in-law, Casey
The skankalope is an easy beast to avoid. All that a man has to do is use a bit of the brains that god gave him and keep his relationships restricted to women his own age (age difference of less than 10 years)!
Stop thinking with the nether brain fellas, and protect yourselves!
The skankalope cares about no one but herself. She will breed merely to extract money from her victim. Money is one of her favorite things. If a victim's supply runs short before she is done with him, she will go after whatever he has left. Often, this is only his pride. The skankalope thoroughly enjoys destroying it...
Some examples of skankalopes: Bella Piper; My ex sister-in-law, Lynn; my current sister-in-law, Casey
The skankalope is an easy beast to avoid. All that a man has to do is use a bit of the brains that god gave him and keep his relationships restricted to women his own age (age difference of less than 10 years)!
Stop thinking with the nether brain fellas, and protect yourselves!
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