Nobody Told Me There Would Be Days Like These!

It was all just so damned weird. As usual on Monday, I was bogged down with mail and running very late. It was nearly 3 PM and I was only halfway through my route!

My phone rings. I look at my caller ID and see that it is Greg...
You know, my former sub, the gorgeous 26 year old male one who got his ass fired because he never wanted to work...
He said that he wanted to stay in touch, but why the hell was he calling now, I wondered.

"What the hell do you want?!" I say as I answer the phone.
OK, so that's probably not the nicest way to answer the phone, but he knows me, and (ARGH!) now he also knows that I still have his number on my speed dial.

"Did you see me? You didn't see me! I just passed you. I was waving and blowing kisses!" he says.



For crying out loud, if he wants to do the "Mrs. Robinson" thing with me, all he has to do is say the word!
But I really think that he just likes to fuck with my head.
Typical man!