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GUITARS ARE LIKE SEX...

That's why I love Michael Schenker!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The 12 Days Of Christmas

This is probably the single most annoying Christmas song ever written. Who the fuck can remember all of those stupid gifts and how many were given?!
(Except, of course, the five golden rings)

Not to worry, though, it is also one of the most parodied Christmas tunes out there...

For metalheads like myself, Twisted Sister comes to the rescue with this one:

Heavy Metal Christmas

What a hoot!

If country music is more your style, this one might be more to your liking:

The Redneck Twelve Days Of Christmas

Even if you don't like country music, it'll make you laugh your ass off!

Finally there is the Bob Rivers version of the song:

The Twelve Pains Of Christmas

I think that just about everyone who celebrates the holiday can associate with this one.

Enjoy the tunes!

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