Suggested Career Change
While I was at Curves the other day, my great influence caused Holly (the owner) to go surfing Michael Schenker's website on the computer there.
"My, but he's looking rather scruffy," she says...
To which I replied, "Yeah, but in an oh-so-lovable sort of way!"
After this we got to talking about the stuff that thankfully was removed from the site. Stuff like the not-so-nice messages to Michael and such. I told her of my great desire to tell off those nasties and to prevent Michael from ever having to see that sort of shit...
Holly's response was rather enthusiastic. She thought that I could be a great corresponding secretary for Michael.
Hmmmmm... Sounds like a great career choice for me!
So, Michael, are you hiring?
I will work CHEAP!
"My, but he's looking rather scruffy," she says...
To which I replied, "Yeah, but in an oh-so-lovable sort of way!"
After this we got to talking about the stuff that thankfully was removed from the site. Stuff like the not-so-nice messages to Michael and such. I told her of my great desire to tell off those nasties and to prevent Michael from ever having to see that sort of shit...
Holly's response was rather enthusiastic. She thought that I could be a great corresponding secretary for Michael.
Hmmmmm... Sounds like a great career choice for me!
So, Michael, are you hiring?
I will work CHEAP!
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